Ep. 35: Wedding Bells and Warped Tour

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2007

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Jordan visits the Warped Tour and Jesse plans his wedding.

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0:00.0	Kill a little time for the child within, you don't be afraid to be young and free
0:05.0	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you
0:10.0	I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective
0:15.0	And this is Jordan, Jesse, GO!
0:18.0	I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective
0:47.0	getting a preview of what my voice is going to sound like when I'm 79 years old.
0:51.0	No, yeah, are you sick or something?
0:52.2	Yeah, I think I am sick.
0:53.3	I took this, I think I'm sick based on the fact that I keep having the symptoms of illness.
0:58.6	I don't know how I got sick.
1:01.0	I don't leave the house.
1:02.9	Maybe that's it.
1:04.2	Maybe you're not getting any vitamin D from the sun.
1:06.8	Do you think I got a cold from Netsi?
1:09.3	Maybe you're stuffed squirrel.
1:10.9	Yeah.
1:11.9	He does look disease-ridden.
1:14.8	Squirrels don't get cold though.
1:16.0	They get the bubonic plague.
1:17.6	Oh, okay.
1:18.6	Maybe I have the plague.
1:20.1	You should probably be wearing a leather cone over your nose.
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