Ep 35: Starfleet Foxes

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2012

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

The senior crew vies to be featured in the Foxes of Starfleet benefit calendar. Meanwhile, Ensign Lorem finally has the bridge all to himself and indulges his secret desires. Guest starring Kristen Studdard as Frau Fassbender. Recorded in an improvised session on Jan 15th, 2012. Title suggested by Paul Nichols.

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0:00.0	Uh,
0:02.0	Uh,
0:03.0	Captain Uh, Captain, I have a question that is not to have anything to do with Starfleet.
0:28.6	Well, we were just wrapping up this meeting of the senior staff, so go ahead.
0:32.6	That's good because I want to make an announcement to everybody.
0:35.6	The Starfleet children need your help. And Starfleet
0:39.2	has asked me to do a calendar, a calendar of foxes of the Federation. One of us is going to be
0:48.6	Mr. or Mrs. January on the calendar. Uh, what, Why did these children need help?
0:55.6	All the children who are misplaced due to the crystalline entity.
0:59.8	Oh.
1:02.2	Crystal orphans.
1:04.0	How will the calendar benefit them?
1:06.7	Well, we're going to raise all the proceeds and terraform them a new world.
1:11.6	Oh, that's great.
1:12.6	Excuse me, excuse me. Have you introduced me yet?
1:16.6	It is me with the photographs.
1:18.6	Hello, I have been waiting outside of this door for such a long time.
1:21.6	Oh, please, come in.
1:23.6	Fritz, who's your friend here?
1:25.6	I'm sorry, this is Fro Fassbender, my sister.
1:29.0	I am going to be taking the pictures and I am going to choose the best one. Oh, wow. Yes. I'm so sorry, Fral Faspender. If I'd known you were part of this meeting, I would have made eye contact when I came to the door. I thought you were just hanging out in the hallway. No, I am not just a person who hangs out in hallways.
1:44.7	I have a very important job.
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