Kill a little time for the child within, you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

And this is Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Welcome to Jordan, Jesse, GO!

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

With us today, comedian Jonah Ray, Jonah, welcome to the show

Thanks for having me

We're doing our intro today in a steel mill

Get in there and feeling for industrial America

Big steel is great, I wasn't that impressed with big oil

I have a big textile, I hate big pharma

But this big steel is really great

Yeah, it's really nice, it's getting to know the way that our forefathers lived

You know, sparks flying all around their head

Exactly, and those big visors

We are all wearing those big visors by the way, the big gray visors

And of course I'm talking about not literal sparks, but the sparks of independence

Oh, I presume you were talking about the banned sparks

No

Or the mustache

Yes

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