Ep 34: Borgy Nights

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2012

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

With Captain Baxter away learning about new Borg fighting techniques, the rest of the crew encounter some chilled out Borg recruitment techniques. Ensign Smelt finds love at his promotion party. Recorded October 23, 2011 from a suggestion by @tparadox .

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0:00.0	Captain's Log, star date 49059.9.2.
0:04.0	I'm on my way to Star Base 12 to attend a symposium about increased Borg activity in this sector.
0:10.0	First Officer's Log, Star date 49059.9.3.
0:15.0	Captain Bax are gone, attending a Starfleet Symposium.
0:18.0	The crew of the Sisyphus is enjoying the respite of a routine scanning mission.
0:25.5	Uh, hey, commander.
0:27.7	Oh, yes, Ensign.
0:28.8	I, um, I wondered if you had a moment to talk about, um, my promotion.
0:36.9	Uh, your promotion?
0:38.3	Yeah, my, you know, my advancement in rank on the ship.
0:42.3	Um, uh, well, I, uh, I'm sort of in the middle of a, I'm walking right now, so...
0:49.3	Yeah, it's just that there doesn't seem to be any...
0:52.3	Oh, oh, yes. Okay.
0:54.5	Yes, that.
0:55.4	Yes, you are correct.
0:56.5	There is no promotion.
0:58.3	You are not being promoted.
0:59.5	You said that, and I thought I needed to double check or maybe cancel a promotion.
1:05.0	Yeah.
1:05.8	I was wondering, it just seems like I'm in line.
1:10.7	You know, I'm due for advancement in rank.
1:15.0	And why, walk with me. Why do you feel this? Well, you know, I've been on the ship now for just over a year.
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