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Older and Wider Podcast

Ep 341. The one with the summer trousers and Jenny's gym induction

Older and Wider Podcast

Older and Wider Podcast

Comedy

4.71.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2026

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

The two J's are getting their wardrobes ready for the warmer weather which is involving various types of trousers (sans button and zip!). Jenny experienced gym life during her induction and has taken to doing her weights regime at home. Judith has been busy helping Ellen move house plus an egg hunt for the boys! All of this plus new arty robots, lots of culture and some wonderful Owl emails!


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0:00.0

Oh, that's a relief. It's a relief. We can stop thinking about world wars, Judith.

0:08.0

For a bit, well, yes. For a bit while we do the pod and while we enjoy the sunshine that we have.

0:14.0

Oh, hasn't it been fantastic? Well, it was too much for me yesterday, Judith. It was too much for me.

0:20.0

And then have you done that?

0:21.3

Man up a bit, Jenny.

0:23.0

Trying to.

0:24.3

I'm trying to, I'm trying to do.

0:26.2

I know, but I'm about eight shades lighter than you are.

0:30.1

I'm eight shades fairer.

0:31.8

If we were a paint chart, you'd be down the sort of, I'd say you're a light coffee. Well, no, I wouldn't. No, I think

0:42.2

no. Exotic holes. Yeah, no. I think I'm more of a sort of weak Earl Grey or a medium

0:48.3

Earl Grey. I'm in the tea range. Do you think you're in the tea range? I'm in the water range.

0:54.1

I'm see-through. Yeah, you're just...

0:56.0

Somebody's dipped the tea bag in, just dipped it in really, really quickly and then just hovered the tea bag above the boiling water. You're a little bit pallid, aren't you? Pallet's not a nice way to describe any body. No, it's really mean of you to say that.

1:08.5

Sorry, it was a bit.

1:09.2

I did, it came out.

1:10.2

I couldn't help it.

1:12.2

But it's time

1:12.8

the folk town

1:13.5

will start being

1:14.2

whacked on. No, it's really mean of you to say that. Sorry, it was a bit. It came out. I couldn't help it.

1:12.2

But it's time with fake tan will start being whacked on very soon. Yeah, you're very good at weight tan. I mean, the fact, weight tan? Weight tan. It is weight tan. I call it weight tan because it does make you feel thinner. And I know we don't give a shit about weight. but I always think

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