Right. Hello. Oh my goodness. She's in, she's on it, she's already told me, we're starting with your trousers. That's not your first words to me.

Why, you're starting. Does I leave you on a cliff edge of doing? Okay. You absolutely did. I believe that it... Okay. You know me well.

Guess. How many am I keeping? How many am I sending back? There were three pairs of trousers. I know. I know. One hasn't arrived yet. There are four, sorry, but one has not yet arrived. Oh, right. Okay. That's annoying. My memory is there was an expensive one. Yes. And there was the what there was the kind of um, bushy kind of Indian sort of idea. Yeah, they have not arrived yet. Oh, see, I got the money on those. Oh, stop. Oh, well, it's not, it's not a... Okay, so I will tell you which three pairs have turned up, Judith, two pairs of marks and Spencers. Actually, no, I've raised it. I'm actually thinking it might be a bit... Shit. Yeah. Yeah. No, I think... Because I've got more to add to this. Oh, right. A sort of a stripy pair in a kind of cheese cloth, thick cheese cloth. Okay. A navy blue linen wide leg. Like the sound of them.

Yeah, go on.

And a minute checkboard, dog tooth check from Busby and Fox.

Yes, they were the expensive ones, weren't they?

Those were expensive ones.

So have a guess.

There's one out of those three going back.

Which ones?

You'll be keeping the expensive ones i certainly am i am very happy with those thank you very much i would say the stripy

the stripy pajama ones are going back could have told you that yes you're absolutely right

don't know why you bothered yeah well i thought if because they were quite cheap i I thought, well, if they're really floating and really comfy, I'll keep them as pyjamas and beach apparel. But they're not. Pointless. They're going back. The other two are staying, but I'm just going to add a little caveat to this. Oh, right. Okay. There's more. They're size 16 regular, right? So, because I'm not tall. I'm not, I'm not tiny. I'd say I'm a regular. Are they too long? Oh, so long. So long. Shrieking. Well, it's either that, but then Jeff very wisely in his sage, old man way, turn around and said, well, Jenny, as you know, I always have to have my jeans taken up.

And the last time I went to the dry cleaners for this very purpose, they said to me, oh, we're getting a lot of this at the moment.

Because the manufacturers are no longer doing, they're not obeying the three-length thing they're just making

trousers and they don't give a shit how long they are now saving money by cutting

corners well I don't like to accuse Marks and Spencer's of doing that so I'm very

much like a representative from Marks and Spencer to back up this yeah well you say that you've got down a rabbit hole here

but I'll be very disappointed if there isn't at least one email from somebody

defending or agreeing be right I think you could be I think you could be

open to can of worms we may have hit on the topic of the day we may have have done. We have to ignore real world, don't we? We have to ignore real world. So we won't go there. Stay with us. You're in a safe little stupid corner. Okay. We'll do some cutting and sticking. Go on, what did you buy? What did you buy? I bought the crocs. I bought my first pair of crocs with guidance for owls. They're not real crocs. I wouldn't have guided fake crocs. Well, I didn't want to spend 50 quid on a pair of fucking crocs. Are they that much now? Are they that much? Well, they are, I think really. Yes, anyway, I found a cheap pair. Okay. They're bright pink, which, you know, is not really what I wanted from a starter crock.

But anyway.

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