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The Horny Housewife

EP 34 NO NEW FRIENDS

The Horny Housewife

THH Media LLC

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.61.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2021

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Drake said it first; and we didn't know how we felt, thought maybe a little snotty..but NOPE hell naw, he is was right NO NEW FRIENDS. Jordyn is here to tell you the storytime of a lifetime. Twilight zone meets Bad girls club, Jordyn experienced a "Class A Looney Bitch" and wants to tell you all the things including a universal lesson in perspective; stop comparing yourself to other women on the internet! This housewife is not holding back her side of the story, nor her feelings and anger towards Chloe who taught her a couple of things, new money sometimes = tacky bitches, too much new money = god complex, if she has no friends chances are you aren't going to be her first one. lets talk shit, its def a MOODY MONDAY. lets go.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewife)

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0:00.0

You were listening to a Pleasure Podcast.

0:03.3

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0:09.2

Holy shit balls, do I have a story for you?

0:30.0

Okay, okay, okay, so before we go dive right in deep, which this is a good one, you're

0:39.8

going to want a cocktail, you're going to want maybe some popcorn, maybe a snack, maybe

0:44.8

some shrimp cocktail.

0:46.8

I don't fucking know, but it's going to be a long one, a good one, a freaky one, a jaw dropping

0:53.8

one, and I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, nothing but the truth.

0:59.7

To help me, God.

1:03.1

Now obviously because there are two parties, maybe more, two parties involved.

1:09.7

That perspective obviously is different or else there wouldn't be a disagreement or

1:14.8

seeing it the way it is seen.

1:18.1

So that is, I feel free to interpret it however you wish to.

1:25.5

I will share my experience, what I learned from this experience, what I was going through

1:31.6

this experience, and the first thing I want to make clear, why, why am I sharing this

1:38.6

story?

1:39.6

Besides the fact that it's great content because it's fucking insane, bizarre, weird, unfortunate

1:48.4

and happened, but the real main why is this to exploit that people are full of shit, that

1:59.4

if you were to look at my social media during this time when I went on this trip, I'm not

2:04.0

going to confirm what time of my life this was, it could have been years ago, it could

2:08.8

have been very recently, but if you were to look at my social media at that time or that

2:16.4

person's you would think, oh they're having a great time, oh look at the cute outfits,

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