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Oh, I'm back and it feels like it's been forever.

If you're new here, this is the Cloney Housewife. I'm Jordan.

Here we'd like to call it ladies locker room talk with men welcome.

And the men can just be peeping toms if they want and ask questions.

As need be, we're talking all things sex, nothing is off limits,

marriage, friendships, women, men, and keeping your fucking sanity.

Here we go, every Monday.

Okay, so I'm here and I want to just word vomit,

fucking everything. If you know, you know,

if you don't know, let me tell you, I just got back

from a girl's trip, a girl's trip, a girl's trip,

a girl's trip, hell, girl's trip. No, the last day I was there was

I got all my woosa back, made some girlfriends by the pool,

got lost in the moment, thought about skipping my flight and going home on

Father's Day, but didn't want to be a selfish cut.

I had already gone through all of the hoopla that is changing

your flight or you know what I didn't even change my flight.

I just got another fucking ticket because you know why I made the mistake

Expedia, taking a little poop on Expedia right now.

I booked, I usually booked through the airline directly,

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