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I did something I was ashamed of.

I did something that I'm ashamed of this week.

And you know what, I don't think it's a big deal,

but I just woke up and was like, I don't know how I felt about that.

Okay, everybody. I'm back. This is Jordan.

This is Jordan. The Hornie Housewife, that wasn't sexy at all.

Hey, I'm just being authentic, authentic.

Okay, I'm back. If you're new here, this is the Hornie Housewife where we talk about

all things, sex, staying at home and being a kid's snack bitch, loving your husband,

having a trauma mindset in the words of Instagram comments who tell me that I need help.

And what else do we talk about? We give a man's perspective, a woman's perspective.

How do I give a man's perspective? I'm not a man. I ask the men and then I tell.

I don't give away their names so they feel safe and I tell you what they say.

And we're just learning. We're all here learning together.

So if you like what you hear, if you're freaked the fuck out, but if you like what you hear,

give it five stars, four stars. I'm okay with either or nothing less, please.

And you want to hear something embarrassing.

If this is the first time you're listening, this is a terrible first impression.

And I think I'm bad at first impressions. You know what, no, I'm not going to claim

that over my life. I rebuked that statement. But I took an ambience. I took an ambience

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