So, Captain, I boiled that rabbit that you wanted me to boil.

I don't know why you ordered me to do this, but here it is.

I have to teach someone a lesson.

Thank you. Uh,

does there anything else you wanted to see you about, Commander? Um, no, I just, I boiled that rabbit

that you asked me to boil. Great, thanks. Huh! What's a start date? Uh, January 7th, 2372. How long have I been gone? You have, we've been talking for like the last 15th. I boiled a rabbit for you. You asked me to boil a rabbit. That was almost three weeks ago to me. Oh my goodness. Are you okay, Captain? Do you need like a salve or something? No, no. I... I don't know that much about medicine, but I know that salves are helpful. Get to the bridge right now and do a full tachyon search. Okay. There's some sort of time anomaly. I just lost three weeks of my life. The whole crew. Check all the chronometers. Chronometers? Is that what they're called? You know what? We actually... We only have one chronometer on the ship and it's broken. Ugh. Get new batteries for a chronometer. Chronometer? Why is that so hard to say. Chronometer. And then... Some people say chronometer. You know that's so much easier. You know that old song like, you say chronometer, I say chronometer, you say potato. I say space potato.

Yeah, yeah.

I love that song.

Yeah.

So do a tachian search.

Okay, let me go to the bridge.

Give me an update immediately.

Okay.

And this is Captain Baxter.

We're going to Red Alert.

Possible Time Anomily.

Okay. I'm I'm Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship's Sisyph. It's five-year mission to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations,

to boldly go where no one has gone before.

You're listening to the Improvise Star Trek with Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter.

Chris Rathchin as First Officer Corbyn White Hayes.

Sean Kelly as science officer Crick Watson.

Rivine next in as Chief Engineer Fritz Fassbender.

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