Ep 32: Solar Winds of Change, part 2

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2012

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

In this thrilling conclusion, Commander Madison and his ear maggot threaten to take over the Sisyphus while Crick Watson and the U.S.S. Centaur open fire.

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0:00.0	Previously on Improvise Star Trek.
0:07.0	Guys, we're dealing with a lot of grief here. We lost our counselor.
0:11.0	He was our good friend and we all cared about him.
0:13.0	And we don't have him here to talk to.
0:15.0	Because that's how we usually dealt with grief by talking Jaffe and feeling better because he was such a fucking idiot. This is the USS Centaur. We're ready for the officer transfer now?
0:23.6	Wait, you're taking Commander Watson?
0:25.6	It turns out that Jaffy signed us up for an officer trading program.
0:29.6	You're gonna spend the next month on the Centaur while we get their science officer.
0:34.6	I just carry this pack bag around at all times in case this happens.
0:37.8	Bye.
0:38.0	Screw you, Captain.
0:39.3	Hey!
0:40.7	Lieutenant, Madison, I'm sorry.
0:43.8	I don't mean to be rude, but...
0:45.0	No, no, no.
0:46.1	I don't know what kind of alien you are.
0:49.6	Yeah, I have a maggot.
0:51.9	It just sort of hangs out in my ear.
0:53.4	I see.
0:56.4	No, no, he seems nice. I was so impressed with the job Madison did. You want me to promote him to
1:02.8	head of security so you can focus on Mike. Yes. I started out on the bridge, sort of picked up
1:07.5	some duties there, and since then I've been made head of security. I've gone from second lieutenant to lieutenant commander in the space of three hours.
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