Well, the 4th of December, the day we're recording this, Judith. And what is behind your

Advent calendar door today? Don't have one. Of course I don't have one. You don't have one.

So honestly, I'm quite a bit peeved about this because I bought Arlo one. You know, one of those ones with a plastic animal behind every bloody door. Oh, lovely. Oh, I say, not the chocolate. A bit more at market. An actual animal, bloody. An actual plastic. Can you imagine how cheap they are? You push the boat out. Well, I didn't. It was about £7.50, I think. I mean, I wouldn't have gone over a tenor, Judith. No, quite right. Quite right. But then Phoebe saw it and said, oh, I've forgotten to buy one. Can I have that? And I thought, it was so badly made, of course, because it was cheap. But there was nothing behind door two. Second December.

Oh, you're joking?

There were two behind the first door and nothing behind the second. I think it's a bit in London. They're probably fallen through. I bet they've fallen through the back. It'll all be in the last one. 20 on the 24th. Absolutely. So have you treed yet? Haven't treed and I'm being a bit of it.

Yeah, yeah, Ellen and Mike and the boys are doing the tree. I don't really want to be, you know what I'm like about trees. I'm over them.

I would have been much happier putting the bloody false one up that I bought in the sales.

They won't have it.

You can't because we've got that as a set dressing on our shows. So to be quite

honest, Judith, you have relinquished your chance to have the artificial tree because you

have sacrificed it to the arts. To the performing arts. The arts. The arts with a capital

A. So yeah, you're going gonna get a real treat we'll get one

but oh god we've moved a cactus now's no fucking room for a tree of course not they're

big buggers I mean they're expensive yes they are yes they are but um I do like a I do

like a nice factory.

It doesn't need to be, it don't needs to be, it should be about my size really.

Well, five foot four and fat.

Wide around the hip.

Is that your guys?

Oh, absolutely. Yeah, I don't want a bean pole one.

I really don't, don't like those scraggly, scraggly ones.

And I don't like the ones with the forked tops. The forked tops? What do you mean? Oh, the forked tops? Oh, I suppose, yes. Some of them. Yeah, because what do you do have two fairies or what? I don't like that. I want a single pointed point in point in it. Yeah, and if you got the second to hers out, then it would be all, it would be all upside.

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