There we go. Do you know what's in my house? Do you know what I've got?

I do know what you've got because I've seen the notes.

Yeah, I've got new fridge. I've got new fridge. The last one, it lasted for 20 years.

Oh, that, I was sick of the size of that fridge I was. Every time I went there, stuff virtually fell out.

It was about bleeding time you had a new fridge, Jenny.

I haven't got anything much bigger. I don't even think that I've gone for... Do you know what? Jeff struggled to find one that was neat enough to fit in our space. Because you know what kitchens? Kitchens are designed, aren't they? And you have all your cupboards built and all that kind of thing. And then all of a sudden, 20 years on, people are buying fridges. They've gone all American on them. They're buying drive-through fridges. That's what I call them. Double doors, like a fucking warder. Absolutely. Have you got a double door? No, I haven't, but I would have liked one. I've got to be honest, and I've always coveted one of those things where you put your

glass in and nice cold water comes out.

However, I reckon it would be a faf to keep filling up the water and in the end it would get dirty.

Can you imagine how scuzzy that chew would be after about six months?

It would be fetid and scuzzy and you'd be, you might as well go and stick your head in a, down a well.

That was my thinking as well, but that's because we're old and we've seen a lot of life.

We've seen a lot of life and also I'm too bone idle to take the tube out and rinse it properly even I

mean you'd need a you'd need a sort of brush a long-handled brush a very thin one that would go

down I can't be fucked with all that can't even be boys to think about it and not only that

Jenny while we're on the subject I bet you in the small print you have to get some what

you call that stuff that kind of makes it steridant sterodent like for

false teeth yeah it's all stuff like that they would clean right through yeah you'd

have to leave it overnight yes yes you know that stuff that they try to sell you

when you buy a washing machine to make it less you know limestoney mild calcium

deposit left for you'd be measuring that out.

Oh God.

It's too much faff.

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