Here we go Judith. A day early. Recording a day early. It's odd, isn't it? Doesn't it? It's odd. Oh, it is. It's a Wednesday and it should be Thursday. Oh, it's disorientating, isn't it? Totally. I've lost my balance and might fall off my chair. Now listen, you are in Cornwall, staying at a friend's place in the same block you were in before when you had a flat. Yes. Yes. And, oh, I tell you what, there's been, I can't remember what it's been called, but the storm. Bram! I think it was called Bram. Oh, it's a funny name, isn't it? God, it was dramatic yesterday. I can't... You know that thing when you opened the window and it's, whoa! Well, why did you open the window? And it's, whoa! Why did you open the window, Judith? That was foolish of you. Like those weathermen who stand on the end of the pier and go on about, you know, loss of life in this storm and, you know, they're not even tied to the railings. Did you tie yourself to the balcony before you stepped out? Not quite, but it was quite dramatic on the balcony.

Anyway, close the window and about 10 minutes later, I couldn't believe it.

A wave hit the window.

And when you think that I'm on the third floor, God, it gave me a shock.

Thank God I wasn't out there actually.

What kind of noise did it make?

Did you think the window was going to come in? Yeah, a real fwack. I mean it's yeah it's been

very dramatic but this morning it's gorgeous blue skies you would believe it but I'm hoping to get on

my bike. I bought my bike down that's a bloody belava. Oh Jesus Christ Christ. Yeah, I know.

Oh, it's heavy going in the car.

But anyway, yes, I'm all set.

And I'm also going out for the day with my friend Mary.

Oh, ho.

Lots going on.

You're not going on bikes.

No, no, but I'm hoping to go on my bike later.

But no, there's a huge garland that's incredibly well known like a Christmas garland that they that they build every year in

a Coatill now I think you've been to Coatiel Cotille yeah they Cotille Cotille well

that's how I pronounce it anyway because because I think it has some French roots.

Oh, Cateel is lovely.

Oh, good.

Well, obviously, I'm hoping there's a gift shop so I can buy you a tea towel.

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