Ep 321- Shrek 1

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2020

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

The weekend in Texas gets recapped, then we talk about an election night live show. We then talk about Mayweather sparring his gf, Chelsea Handler trying to wrangle 50 cent, Trad Cath, getting caught jerkin by ur parents, and a bunch more!!!

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0:00.0	God damn.
0:02.0	Wow.
0:04.0	What what a weekend.
0:06.0	What a weekend, bro?
0:07.0	You were Mr. Texas.
0:09.0	Oh, long horn, man.
0:11.0	Dude, I've never that was like, that was like a duck in water, dude.
0:15.0	It was like having a, I mean, yeah, it kind of was probably for you like having like an old road
0:18.7	guy there, like an old ranch hand, he pulled up, there's some old ranch hand. He already knew the land.
0:22.8	Oh, it was crazy.
0:24.1	First time down here?
0:25.1	First time at Texas.
0:26.1	I was like, no, I was here last month.
0:27.5	I mean, dude, I was here.
0:29.1	The whole time I was down, the whole time.
0:31.3	I was here 20 years ago. I'd know the lay of the lay. The whole time I was there I didn't stop squint.
0:35.8	Yeah you guys that's the Texas sun down. Oh dude actually there was no Texas sun. We got down there
0:40.7	fucking freezing. Yeah it was cold and rainy the whole time.
0:43.6	Cold as hell.
0:44.5	Cold and hell dude.
0:46.5	God, I never goddamn sweatshirt.
0:48.2	We're just two Texas boys now.
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