Ep 320- Horse Tail

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2020

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Fresh off a long weekend of stand up and a live cast, the D.A.W.G.Z. rip a freebie for the masses. Topix include: The live cast, Getting your Horsetail petted, Hunter Biden, Trump on Stern, and the Phallic mother.

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0:00.0	Oh man I love you guys so much. I love you. We're here. Dude I
0:06.0	fucking love everyone in this room. We had some
0:08.0	everyone listening.
0:09.0	Beckfasts. Yeah we did. I like 12 o'clock is like the prime of my day, man. I feel great.
0:15.0	It's usually when I'm just waking up.
0:17.0	Really?
0:18.0	Yeah.
0:19.0	You just part in the crust.
0:21.0	You just part in the crust on your eyes.
0:22.0	Another chance to be great.
0:24.0	Every day I wake up, just like, wow, another opportunity.
0:26.0	What time do you think Kings woke up?
0:28.0	Probably noon, yeah.
0:30.0	You think they woke up at noon?
0:31.0	Yeah.
0:32.0	Just, I mean? Yeah. Definitely. Actually now back then probably everybody
0:36.5	woke up like with the sun. Yeah like four at five in the morning. Yeah. But yeah
0:40.5	did I, the word I mean what do I mean back then dude? We still have kings we do
0:45.1	Kings today definitely wake up at noon. They're just called billionaires. Yeah. People like I don't like them. It's like welcome to being a peasant dude yeah we've hated them forever yeah
0:53.8	people who have all the money you're like hey fuck that guy it's fine they're just
0:58.0	kings I want people to get into billionaires just being like like forget the
1:01.3	politicians let's go straight to the billionaires and be like dudes what can we do for you?
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