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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 323- 40 More Days

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.89.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2020

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

How cool is it that we basically have two presidents right now? It's like everyone wins. Also, can't freaking wait to be more united with all of my American brothers and sisters more than ever. And if anyone tries to get into our more-united-than-ever country we'll detain them, or let them chill. Whatever. These issues are totally up to us now. Right?

Either way, it's good to be back to normal. Excited to return to forcibly extracting resources from foreign nations under the guise of national security.

Transcript

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0:00.0

God damn are we live bro. We are alive. Wow. Wow. Me and Shane are looking at hot chicks on the internet dude. That's how you know your alpha is fuck

0:14.0

whenever you have downtime you're like check out this

0:16.2

porn hot bitch

0:18.0

I love it wasn't nude of course it was not nude it was clothed it was

0:21.6

clothed and tasteful. No more poor.

0:23.0

By the record.

0:24.0

We're out with porn.

0:25.0

Now that Biden's one.

0:27.0

We were just talking about it, dude.

0:29.0

We, Matt calls, Matt calls clean slate.

0:32.0

Everybody's sins are forgiven. 100 forgiven and we're allowed to do things again.

0:35.8

We understand. I mean, dude, part of my hopeful vision that I have because it's cool

0:39.4

what happened right now is that everyone gets forgiven for like whatever transgressions besides you know a couple people can stay you know like you

0:49.0

Rapists are you on free Cosby? Yeah, I'm thinking like more like hard rates. More like literal crimes. More like literal crimes. People have committed cultural crimes. Not thought crimes. Yeah. Real crimes. Free thought crime everyone who did thought crimes right now. That's my personal vision like if you were to take a picture of me in front like a hope poster with like me

1:03.5

looking very wistfully over a bunch of people that would be my that would be you're not saying free the

1:08.5

rapists no free the rapists can stay just the thought criminals thought criminals yeah

1:12.2

release them let them out Do you think that the the thought police are going to release the thought criminals?

1:19.0

I don't know dude. I'm curious. I know that they are not like house arrest no there nothing will just go to your

1:25.5

job and entertainment and come home and make it like make sure they could read your

1:29.4

Twitter for you make out you're good so like drug they can like to check your Twitter and be like, hey dude, you

1:34.9

do capitalize you capitalize the M and Mexicans dude.

1:37.7

Fucking 30 more days, come on.

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