Books on

tape and Infants on Thrones

presents

a short history of nearly everything

by Bill Bryson

with commentary analysis feedback and general bullshitting by infants on

thrones panelists and maybe even you read by Richard Matthews quite expertly I might add love this guy's voice just love it

This is infants on Thrones

philosophies of men mingled with humans. We are the core.

Welcome back to Infants on Thrones. I'm Glenn Osland and I have an idea and I'm going to pitch it to you, our

listeners and to my fellow infant panelists pretty much at the same time using this

minisode as a prototype so that I can show

instead of just tell you what I'm thinking that I want to do with this because this

sort of inspired me and maybe it will inspire you too. But first, I'd like to

welcome you here and I'd like to offer my congratulations that you're here to listen to this

today. Welcome, and congratulations.

Yeah, that's pretty much what I just said.

I'm delighted that you could make it.

Getting here wasn't easy, I know.

In fact, I suspect it was a little tougher than you realize. To begin with, for you to be here now,

trillions of drifting atoms had somehow to assemble in an intricate and intriguingly obliging manner to create you.

It's an arrangement so specialised and particular that it has never been tried before and

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