Ep 318 – The NEW Book of Abraham: Chapter 3

Infants on Thrones

Personal Journals, Society & Culture, Philosophy

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🗓️ 27 October 2016

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Glenn dazes into his peep stone for yet another far out translation of Chapter 3, man. Seriously. This is totally real, you guys. And this time it’s all about… time.

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0:00.0	Hi, my name is Glenn from Infants on Thrones, and he'll never believe what happened to me.
0:09.0	One night as I was kneeling down to prey, I bumped my knee on a really hard rock.
0:14.3	And when I looked down to get rid of that damn thing, that damn thing was glowing!
0:20.7	So I put it down in my crotch and stuffed my face down real close and
0:24.4	holy cow you guys you'll never guess all the groovy things I can see now. What you say anymore? This is my life.
0:34.0	Go ahead with your own life.
0:39.0	Leave me alone.
0:40.0	This is infants on Thrones.
0:44.0	Minnesot.
0:47.0	The New York.
0:48.0	The New Book of Abraham Infant Styles Chapter 3
0:56.2	Hey everybody, remember me?
0:58.8	It's the writings of the real prophet Abraham
1:01.6	as revealed to me through my very own personal peepstone
1:05.3	Erastus. It may be chocolate swirled looking but it tastes like
1:10.5	suppository. Anyway sorry that it's been so long since releasing Chapter 1 and Chapter 2, but you know,
1:19.0	Colob time.
1:20.0	Oh, oh wait, you don't know Colob time yet do you but guess what you soon will so
1:26.4	without any further ado you know there's no other kind of ado it's always further ado
1:31.0	but could it be something else without any closer I did?
1:36.0	Like further, farther, closer ado?
1:39.0	Anyway, okay, sorry, I guess I put some ado in there.
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