Ep 31: Solar Winds of Change, part 1
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 21 November 2011
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
Japhy's departure leaves the crew of the Sisyphus in shambles as they try to deal with the greatest threat they've faced all season.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, it was the last thing on Jaffe's will, |
| 0:20.1 | so we've got to shoot the air stream out of the airlock while we're playing Amazing Grace. He got promoted. Yeah, he didn't die. He got promoted to the great... Beyond. Beyond. He's dead to me, so he's not on this ship anymore. Yeah, let's get this thing out of here, I agree. Hey, Crick, when he said to play Amazing Grace, did he say, like, Lady Cola should sing Amazing Grace? |
| 0:40.5 | Actually, he specifically... on this ship in here. Yeah, let's get this thing out of here. I agree. Hey, Crick, when he said to play Amazing Grace, |
| 0:37.9 | did he say, like, Lady Cola should sing Amazing Grace? |
| 0:40.5 | Actually, he specifically wrote anyone other than Lady Cola should play Amazing Grace. |
| 0:46.0 | Amazing Grace, how sweet. |
| 0:52.4 | Okay. |
| 0:53.7 | I was harmonizing. |
| 0:54.8 | You said you shouldn't sing it though. |
| 0:56.0 | Guys, we're dealing with a lot of grief here. |
| 0:58.3 | We lost our counselor. |
| 0:59.9 | He was our good friend and we all cared about him. |
| 1:01.9 | And we don't have him here to talk to. |
| 1:04.0 | Because that's how we usually dealt with grief |
| 1:06.4 | by talking Jaffe and feeling better |
| 1:08.0 | because he was such a fucking idiot. |
| 1:09.7 | And that guy's going to leave a lot of gaps in this ship. Yeah. I mean, granted, I don't know who I'm going to have my weekly counseling sessions with. But who's going to run the open mic night? Oh, I could run the open mic night. All right. Okay. Well, okay, we sell that one pretty quick. Who's going to be the head of the party planning committee? |
| 1:43.8 | Actually, I bet I could do that. All right. Commander Hayes will be head of the party planning committee. Who wants to be the resident surf champion? I guess I could do that. All right. Crick's going to step up and go surfing. Who's going to run the illicit drug trade on the ship? Fritz, I'm looking at you. |
| 1:45.9 | Okay, I will take that. |
| 1:44.5 | Then who will be... run the illicit drug trade on the ship. Fritz, I'm looking at you. Okay, I will take that. |
| 1:46.2 | Then who will be my partner in Tessabon? |
| 1:51.7 | Oh, Fritz. |
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