Ep. 318: Troubled Teen Industry: Joey Chestnut is a Demi-God

Cult Podcast

Paige Wesley & Armando Torres

True Crime, History, Comedy

4.4 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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We're BACK baby. Join Paige and Mando as they get back into the groove, catching up and telling you about their dumb, busy lives. BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, we're starting a brand new series! Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab. Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv

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0:00.0	Don't drink the cool it.
0:07.0	For the purposes of this podcast, we define a cult as organizations that rally behind an entity or leader who espouse beliefs outside the norm.
0:16.0	Organizations that require physical or monetary sacrifice as a condition of membership.
0:24.7	Organizations in which the doctrines follow by the leaders are different than that of the followers.
0:31.5	Organizations in which isolation is encouraged either by commune living or by a policy of disconnection from outside relationships.
0:34.2	And organizations that actively recruit new members.
0:37.1	All cults might have some or all of these traits.
0:38.0	And as always,
0:45.2	these are our opinions. Thank you for tuning to Colt podcast. I'm Paige Wesley. And I'm Armando Torres. And with us we have Civil War. Oh. Or, you know, just ice getting their shit rocked in our streets.
0:56.8	Hell yeah, dude.
0:58.7	Fuck yeah.
1:00.2	Dude.
1:02.3	I, we have not talked since Los Angeles got invaded.
1:07.0	Oh, yeah.
1:07.7	Oh, my God.
1:08.6	That's right.
1:09.5	Huh?
1:10.0	I know.
1:12.3	It's been a fucking nightmare. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. That's right. Huh. I know. It's been a fucking nightmare.
1:15.4	Yeah. Oh, my God.
1:24.3	I would love at some point just to review some of the funniest stories that I have heard of ICE just being terrible at their jobs.
1:31.1	Just a bunch of dumb idiots who also the amount of times I've seen videos where it's just like, hey, we caught an ice agent pissing on a school.
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