Thank you for tuning into Colt Podcast. I'm Paige Wesley. And I'm Armando Torres. And with us,

we have Todd! Yay! Oh, I'm the only one that's say yay! That's shitty. Oh, come on, right? Yay.

There we go. It's Todd. We just came off of recording a long horror virgin episode where we talked about death and our own mortality a lot.

And that's the energy we're bringing into this recording. Hello. How are all of you?

That's right, folks. It's death madness.

Death madness. Where's the Airhorn sound effects?

There we go.

Ham!

Ham!

I forgot about that.

Yeah, we did just watch the monkey and then record an episode on it for horror version.

So apologize for the energy.

Yeah.

And now we're here waiting for Armando's postmates to arrive.

But a little heads up about what this is obviously death madness.

We have a special guest for an episode next week that we're very excited about setting up time to talk to.

But that means we needed kind of an in-between week, but we wanted y'all to have something to listen to.

So they brought on a non-special guest.

That's right.

And that is me.

Just one of our very common, unshiny, regular run-of-the-mill guests.

You know, the kind you're familiar with.

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