Welcome everybody to the show before the show. I'm Armando Torres. I forgot how I do it. I think it's normally in reverse, but hey, it's me and I'm here to tell you about the show.

And I'm here also.

And with us. It's page. Yeah, it's page. We have hot sauce that will destroy your asshole.

And your brain. That's right. We are fucked up.

No, it's not, I know the way that I made this sound sounded like this was like a special episode where we do like hot ones or whatever, but but I would totally go on hot ones even though I know it would ruin my colon.

Oh, absolutely.

Anytime.

Any day.

It's like a dream of mine to do it.

I would love to be on hot ones.

I dream about it.

I would beg them to let me, okay, do you think the chicken wings are good without the sauce like that's a question i've always had for

the hot ones people that have been on the show i am so curious i would love to ask somebody who's been

on the show i know you can request different kinds and i'd be requesting boneless because that's how

i do oh yeah um i do think i will fail like i think I'll be bad at it and I don't care.

I still want to do it. I got a pretty high spice tolerance and even like, but we talk about it

literally at the end of the episode. Uh, there's a certain threshold where it's no longer

enjoyable and like yeah. The fact that things can just be spicy and

taste like shit make it so that like my like if something is really good and tasty and

spicy my brain's just like ooh that's a little heat that's good but if something tastes

bad and it's spicy my brain's like oh spit it out spit it out and touch your eyes directly

because you're a fucking idiot spit it out and then go take yourself on a date

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