Ep. 314 The Church Universal: Build Your Own Past Life

Cult Podcast

Paige Wesley & Armando Torres

True Crime, History, Comedy

4.4 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

We're BACK with an episode that takes us back to our roots, baybee. I'm talking theosophy, I'm talking terrible husbands, I'm talking randomly selecting famous figures from the past to be your "previous lives". Yeah. This one got everything. Join Paige as she takes Mando through the life of Elizabeth Prophet and the beginnings of the Church Universal. PANIC FEST is THIS WEEK, if you want tickets to our show on March 30th click the link here or go to www.panicfest.eventive.org Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab. Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv

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0:00.0	Hello, everybody.
0:01.3	This is Armandotores, and you're listening to the show before the show.
0:05.0	And I'm Paige Wesley.
0:06.4	And with us we have...
0:08.2	Previous Incarnation!
0:17.2	So I wanted to see how long I can hold it.
0:19.4	That's right, folks.
0:20.5	We've got past lives and 40-year-old pieces of shit.
0:24.9	It's a fun episode.
0:26.5	Page is bringing us back to our roots with some real classic cult podcast vibes for this one.
0:33.1	I love it.
0:34.2	You're going to love it.
0:35.0	It's going to be a blast before we get into it.
0:37.0	We have a live show in Kansas City, Missouri.
0:40.3	It's called Cold Podcast Live.
0:42.9	It's part of Panic Fest.
0:44.1	We're going to be at the Rewind Video.
0:47.6	Yeah, the downstairs basement part.
0:49.7	Which is, honestly, sick as hell.
0:51.6	I love it so much.
0:52.8	It gets so much better every time I go.
0:54.9	Great drinks.
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