Ep. 315 The Church Universal Pt. 2: Theosophy Strikes Again

Cult Podcast

Paige Wesley & Armando Torres

True Crime, History, Comedy

4.4 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

We're BACK with our final installment on a woman literally named Prophet. Listen along as Paige tells Mando about Ms. Prophet's takeover, remarriages, and the fall of the whole damn thing. Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab. Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv

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0:00.0	Welcome, everybody to the show before the show. I'm Armando Torres, and with us, we and with us, I have my friend.
0:07.1	St. Germain!
0:09.4	No, it's me, Paige Wesley.
0:11.6	Paige St. Germain Wesley, um, the old cum guzzler from the bay. Uh, and that's not, that's,
0:19.9	hold on.
0:23.8	That'll make sense if you remember St. Germain.
0:25.5	Or if you listen to this episode.
0:27.5	Aw.
0:33.3	From the Bay, B-A-E.
0:35.1	B-A-E, yes, of course.
0:37.3	We've got a great episode for you this week. We are following up with the series that we started last time. And if you were able to join us at Panic Fest, thank you so much. It was so great to see you there. If you were not able to, don't worry. We will be releasing the episode on Patreon. And we will be probably covering the group as a small series
0:57.2	so that I can dive into all the stupid little things that I found out about that I really wanted
1:02.0	to tell people about but I couldn't because a live show is a finite amount of time. Yeah,
1:07.4	it's only 90 minutes. So yeah, but hey, that means you just get to hear about it. So
1:13.6	congratulations. Oh, also, if you were the dude that accidentally got a wet certificate,
1:21.1	please hit us up on the social so we can get you one that's not wet. Yeah, we played a game show
1:27.1	called Floor Demand, where I wet. Yeah, we played a game show called Florida Man,
1:28.3	where I gave out a replica Miami Dolphin Super Bowl ring, although I could not find one that was
1:35.9	affordable or would get there in time. So instead, I bought a fantasy football championship ring
1:43.1	that cost me $15, and we donated $25 to an organization that
1:48.4	saves dolphins in Wales.
1:50.2	There you go.
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