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Cult Podcast

Ep. 313 Hobby Lobby: When Joann Met Michael's

Cult Podcast

Paige Wesley & Armando Torres

True Crime, History, Comedy

4.4 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

We're BACK, baybee! Rising from the dead to give you a life update and also to ask you to join Paige as she takes Mando through the tumultuous timeline of Hobby Lobby, the only craft store that asks "What Would Jesus Do?" And then...mostly ignores that question actually. PANIC FEST is coming up in just a week, if you want tickets to our show on March 30th (We got the date wrong in the episode so so so sorry) click the link here or go to www.panicfest.eventive.org  Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab. Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everybody, this is Armanda Torres, and you're listening to the show before the show.

0:04.5

And I'm Paige Wesley.

0:05.9

And with us we have...

0:07.4

Old tablets.

0:09.0

Oh, and they go crazy style.

0:11.9

Crazy style.

0:13.2

Full bug mode.

0:14.8

All of these will make sense momentarily.

0:17.3

Hey, we're back.

0:18.5

We did it.

0:19.0

We're back.

0:19.7

We're back.

0:20.4

We survived. We're so sorry that we left you

0:22.6

alone, but we did leave the door unlocked and we left you some mac and cheese. So, like,

0:26.9

don't be so mean. Uh, we left you, we left you in the podcast equivalent of the car,

0:32.0

but don't worry, you had other episodes of other shows you like playing. You cracked the windows. Yeah, it was fine.

0:38.2

Hey, um, we've got a great episode for you today, uh, but before we get into that,

0:43.1

you should come see us at Panic Fest.

0:45.8

Panic! Panic!

0:48.3

Panic!

0:49.1

We will be doing a show live on March 29th, uh, at 7 p.m.

0:53.3

That is separate from Panic Fest's actual fest tickets, which means

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