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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 312: Sex Bike with Aisha Tyler

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2014

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and host Aisha Tyler joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Shia LeBouf's penis, Jesse's crack rock experience, and burning man. Plus, Aisha and Jordan give Jesse advice on what to say to high school students at his alma mater.

Transcript

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give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and

0:05.2

free onto the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and

0:09.8

run you it's Jordan Jesse go I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart Jordan

0:14.3

Morris boy detective enjoying wintery temperatures here in Los Angeles for

0:18.0

those of you checking in I'm talking about the mid 60s you know and it's nice

0:22.5

we've gotten not not a lot of rain we're still in a drought situation here but

0:26.7

we get a little bit of a drizzle I think it's really nice for L.A. because we

0:32.5

hadn't rained in a while and you know it was getting hazy it was either all the

0:36.6

smog or all of Shia LaBuff skywriting I thought of that when it rained

0:48.1

Shia LaBuff skywriting oh Shia LaBuff he's a bottomless well keep going back

0:56.2

for that well see you've been in has he done anything besides the acting

1:01.9

crazy since since he was Indiana Jones yeah I remember that that was a big deal

1:08.5

and then he had hippie parents well Lil Indiana Jones but yeah oh he's he was

1:14.0

Lil Indiana Jones usually they get a sound alike but I guess his career had

1:17.7

fallen thanks to the regular Indiana Jones to the point where he just had to

1:23.4

go ahead and be Lil Indiana Jones yeah I mean I think I think Shia LaBuff will

1:26.9

continue to still be in movies I think he's gonna be good no he's gonna be

1:31.5

nude in this Lars von Trier movie coming out but maybe he'll be good in that

1:36.0

maybe that's this is his chance to be good I wouldn't say that I think once

1:39.6

you're in the Lars van Trier movie you can punch your own ticket yeah absolutely

1:42.5

that's the ticket to Hollywood start of his dogman 93 wait 95 95 when do they

1:49.4

come up with that our guest that you should Tyler has a comment about how have

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