Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan, Jesse Golem. Jesse Thorne America's Radio Sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, boy detective. You know what Jordan?

I'm having a carbonated water and go on.

It's making me mildly erpy. Oh man.

I have a mild erpiness.

Sure. I think that'll be great for the podcast.

Because it adds an element of surprise.

Sure, exactly. And grossness.

Surprising grossness.

How do you think it ranks relative to chewing on microphone in terms of listener outrage if I start burping on microphone?

I mean, okay, probably, probably above chewing on microphone.

But below saying something disparaging about Dr. Who.

That makes a bet.

Yes. So in the middle, roughly in the middle.

We made fun of adult disney enthusiasts last week.

And by we, I mean, Dana Gold did.

Well, I was on board for it.

Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to disagree with the two of you.

Oh, they look great in those denim jackets covered in pins.

Let me. Nothing says fuckability.

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