give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and

free onto the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and

run you it's Jordan Jesse go I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart Jordan

Morris boy detective another beautiful February day here in Los Angeles just

celebrated Valentine's Day I've got three Valentine's my wife and apparently my

two sons so congratulations to them did you buy your son's edible underwear

to whom to whom are congratulations do I made my wife some paper flowers oh

yeah like origami style I felt like if I bought flowers yeah I would be

buying in some I don't know if this is real okay I felt like there was some

kind of flower industrial complex like a sustainable fisheries type thing

sure where I shouldn't buy flowers on Valentine's Day but I may have

completely made that up inside my head but as I looked at the flower place I

felt concerned that that was something I should be concerned about by the way

let me introduce our guest on the program he's one of the he's a

brilliantly successful podcast are much more successful than we are he's

also in my opinion top three stand-up comics in the world I was gonna say

America bill but I kicked out the world I'll take that you know I mean there's

some great comics if you only said it if you only said you know in the

continental United States right my ego can take I would have stayed I would have

stayed my ego would have walked out really yeah so we would have been talking to

a deflated bill bird you would actually be talking to you're not a childhood

billbar you're not no we're just a broken down I wasn't broken I wasn't was I

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