Ep 30: Whitman's Sampler

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2011

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Counselor Japhy Whitman says some good-byes in the only way he knows how: tchotkes. Lots of Tchotkes.

Recorded August 21, 2011

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0:00.0	Jaffe, thank you for the present. Oh, you even wrapped it.
0:21.6	I did, yeah.
0:22.6	You know there's a function on the magic machine box, what do you call them?
0:27.6	The replicators?
0:29.6	Where you can have it just make a wrapping on it.
0:33.6	But I thought, you know, I should do it by hand.
0:38.1	Oh, wow. This is so nice. It's one of those things where you just, you, you press the button and it says a different...
0:43.9	A different number.
0:45.3	You just, you just press it and you say something.
0:48.3	Yeah, go ahead, try it.
0:49.3	Okay. I feel very down today. What does Jaffe Woodman say?
0:53.9	Hey 10, man.
0:55.0	There it goes.
0:56.0	Oh.
0:57.0	I gotta be honest with you.
0:58.0	I didn't look what I wrapped for you.
1:00.0	I got a package in the mail, uh, recently with a bunch of...
1:05.0	Chotchky stuff, and I've been giving it out to everyone on the ship. Oh, hey Jaffe.
1:12.6	Oh, hey, Loram. What's up, buddy?
1:14.6	Not too much. How are you doing?
1:16.6	Good. Hey, I got you a thing here.
1:18.6	Oh.
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