Ep. 31 My Karma is breaking down!

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2013

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Episode 31 of "The Perfect 10" is all about karma and the principle of "what goes around comes around." Lahna Turner talks to husband Ralphie May about it. She also goes to the streets of LA and interviews random people, along with random comedians, like the always funny Andy Dick! Lahna conducts a "shocking" interview with funnyman J. Chris Newberg, and the music of the week comes to us from Faye Webster.

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0:00.0	Hey, Mom, look what they have at Carvel.
0:03.1	It's the Fudgy the Whale doll. And look, they have Fudgy to Whale ice cream cake, too. It's a whale of a cake for a whale of a dad. Fudgy is made, you know, with vanilla and chocolate ice cream and, of course, the Carvel Quenchis. It's covered with fudge and nuts. Let's get one for Dad for Father's Day. Would you like to send one?
0:21.1	Just phone 1-800-327 G-I-F-T.
0:24.8	And the doll is a limited edition available only at participating Carville's doors.
0:34.1	I like the house to cold. I like to keep it hot. I like to house to cold.
0:38.3	I like to keep it hot.
0:41.3	I don't care much for cooking.
0:44.3	I like to eat a lot.
0:46.3	It scares me where she's driving.
0:49.3	And that always causes a bite.
0:52.3	I like to fuck in the morning
0:54.9	and I like to fuck at night
0:57.4	sometimes it drives me crazy
1:04.6	all those things you do
1:07.3	you're a big fat gentile
1:10.3	and you're a dirty chew
1:12.6	sometimes you are wrong
1:15.6	sometimes you're not right
1:18.0	I like tea bus in the morning
1:20.8	and I suck to get night
1:23.5	Ladies and gentlemen
1:26.7	welcome to the Perfect Ten Podcast.
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