Ep. 32 Grits N' Chocolate
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 6 March 2013
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
In episode 32 of The Perfect 10, Lahna and comedian Kira Soltanovich visit John Kelly, a chocolate factory in Los Angeles. Lahna meets up with comedian Anye Malik to talk about grits at his favorite greasy spoon, and musical guest of the week is The Smug Saints.
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| 0:00.0 | Boop-a-woofoo-do doop-de-do I've got a perfect puzzle for you. |
| 0:11.0 | Boop-do-do-de-dee. If you are wise, you'll listen to me. |
| 0:17.5 | What do you get when you guzzle down sweets? |
| 0:42.8 | Eating as much as an elephant eats what are you at getting terribly fat what do you think will come of that i don't like the house to cold. |
| 0:45.5 | I like to keep it hot. |
| 0:48.4 | I don't care much for cooking. |
| 0:51.0 | I like to eat a lot. |
| 0:53.9 | Scares me where she's driving. And that always causes a fight. I like to eat a lot scares me where she's driving and that always |
| 0:55.6 | causes a bite |
| 0:56.6 | I like to fuck |
| 0:58.7 | in the morning |
| 0:59.4 | and I like to fuck |
| 1:01.3 | at night |
| 1:01.9 | sometimes |
| 1:07.8 | it drives me crazy |
| 1:09.1 | all those things you do |
| 1:11.8 | You're a big fat gentile |
| 1:14.8 | And you're a dirty chew |
| 1:17.1 | Sometimes you are wrong |
| 1:20.1 | Sometimes you're not right |
| 1:22.5 | A light deep us in the morning |
| 1:25.3 | And I stopped to get night |
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