Ep. 30 Fit Fat Black White

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2013

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

In episode 30 of "The Perfect 10" podcast, Lahna Turner talks to comedian Big Mike about his experiences banging white chicks. Producer Danny Lobell goes to the Fit Expo with our intern Howie and speaks to Mutant Rich Piana, along with bodybuilder Ronnie Coleman. Musical guest of the week is Frances & the Foundation.

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0:00.0	Want to win a trip to Las Vegas to see Ralphie made live at the South Point Casino?
0:07.8	It's easy. Just be the one to kiss our asses the most, and you and a friend could be one of our lucky winners to be flown from anywhere in the U.S. to Vegas.
0:15.1	Picked up in a limo, put up at the South Point Casino Hotel, and get two tickets to see them perform.
0:20.7	Be creative, folks.
0:22.0	Promote us in your hometown online on your social media site and leave us nice comments
0:26.3	and high ratings and iTunes.
0:28.0	And you could be the next lucky winner.
0:29.8	Good luck and start Ask Kissing today. I like the house to cold
0:44.6	I like to keep it hot
0:47.4	I don't care much for cooking
0:50.3	I like to eat a lot
0:52.8	scares me when she's driving. And that always causes a fight.
0:59.3	I like to fuck in the morning. And I like to fuck at night.
1:08.8	Sometimes it drives me crazy
1:11.0	All those things you do
1:13.6	You're a big fat gentile
1:16.7	And you're a dirty chew
1:19.0	Sometimes you are wrong
1:22.0	Sometimes you're not right
1:24.3	Lighty bus in the morning
1:27.2	And I suck sick at night And I suck sick at night sure not right. I like to eat us in the morning.
1:29.8	And I suck to get night.
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