On this week's episode of Bro Apostles, help. I matched with my sister. A woman berated me telling me I needed to give her my credit card number on a date. Was she an Indian scam artist? We'll never know. And how do I write a good story? Is story meaningless? All this and more on this week's episode of Bro Apostles. Welcome to Bro Apostles at Catholic Podcasts for people who take their faith seriously, but not

themselves. I am Ethan. And I'm Patrick. We have to address the allegations. The allegations of what?

I am recording this from a federal prison cell. Oh yeah. For the crime of apparently not uploading a podcast two weeks in a row.

Two weeks in a row.

How does, how's the toilet wine taste?

The toilet wine is good.

I could do with less using cigarettes as currency.

But I have managed to acquire a small rock hammer.

And I've begun to plan my escape.

Are you eating the rocks or are you doing what they did in the Great Escape where you kind of

put it in the field?

You take the rock in your pants.

No, one of my roommates is a Calvinist, so he eats the rocks.

That's a joke. As a joke, everybody.

Sorry, sorry.

We love the Calvinists. We love the Calvinist. He was predestined to eat those rocks.

That's the one thing I don't like.

That's the one thing I don't like. In terms of prison break strategies um I think the great escape hollow out the hole and put the put the rock silt in the yard makes more sense in the Shawshank redemption of eating but the um the one that takes the cake is the the prison guard from Madagascar who makes a fake hole and then embeds herself in the mattress.

You familiar with this scene?

Yes.

Okay, so she embeds herself in the mattress and she makes them think she escaped through the

hole and then she gets out through the open cell door and then locks the prison guards in the

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