Ep. 30 - Turning Stocking Shelves into Teaching Theology - Walmart Thomist
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 16 November 2025
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Welcome back to Bropostles, where the boys have on Christian B Wagner and have a good discussion about his conversion story and whats going on in Catholic Twitter.
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| 0:00.0 | on this week's episode of bro possils we sit down and have a stimulating conversation i would say i was |
| 0:06.7 | surprised not not for that reason i think it was i was excited for with christian wagner uh scholastic |
| 0:12.9 | answers or or walmart tomist on twitter uh he kind of told us his origin story a story that he |
| 0:19.0 | hasn't told yet on on the pod, on podcast. |
| 0:22.6 | So we got an exclusive. And yeah, we talk about how he got here. And we talk a little bit about Israel, all this and more on this week's episode of pro apostles. |
| 0:32.5 | Welcome to bro apostles, a comedy podcast for Catholics who take their faith seriously but not themselves. |
| 0:38.7 | I'm Ethan. |
| 0:39.9 | And I'm Patrick. |
| 0:40.7 | And today we are joined by the one and only Christian Wagner. |
| 0:44.1 | And he is a self, a self-proclaimed. |
| 0:48.1 | And I would say legitimate Thomas, a theologian, a theologian, a Walmart Thomas. |
| 0:53.4 | You can't call me a theologian. That's like, no, I can't. I hate it when people are like the, the, uh, a theologian, a theologian, a Walmart, you can't call me a theologian. |
| 0:54.8 | That's like, no, I can't. |
| 0:56.1 | I hate it when people are like the, the, um, the, the head of the apostolate apologist |
| 1:01.6 | theologian, uh, Tomas, Christian Wagner, you can follow him on Twitter, a Walmart. |
| 1:06.3 | You can follow him on Twitter. |
| 1:09.3 | Then like my latest post is just like, um, guys, did you like, you know, they look on my Twitter and it's like my latest post is just like, hey, uh, if you, it's like quote tweet Ben Shapiro, Ben Shapir is like, hey, could you, uh, move if you, you know, if you don't like where you live, can you move if you're, money, can you move? I'm like, hey, Israel, if you're tired of getting bombed, can you move? Can you just move? You look and see that. That's funny. Okay, so you're not a theologian. You're not, you're not an apologist. You're not the head of an apostolate. Well, How would you describe yourself, Christian? I don't know. I mean, I have a lot of roles. |
| 1:47.9 | I guess. you're not the head of an apostolate. How would you describe yourself, Christian? I don't know. I mean, |
| 1:45.7 | I have a lot of roles. I guess that's the easiest way of putting it. Like, you know, I have the |
| 1:51.0 | influencer. I don't know. It's kind of weird. There was a period of time when, you know, my wife would |
| 2:00.0 | meet somebody and, you know, obviously the question |
| 2:02.7 | always comes up. You're making small talk and it's like, oh, what does your husband do? And then there's |
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