Ep. 32 - You shouldn't have a crush on Lola Bunny
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 14 December 2025
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
Welcome back to Bropostles, in this episode the boys discuss asking a girl out when her parents are around, keeping a friend company after a breakup and crushes on fictional characters.
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| 0:00.0 | On this week's episode of Bro Possils, should you wear a Gucci hat, dump a bucket of sand, and write your phone number in it in front of a woman? |
| 0:10.2 | Should you approach a woman at Mass with her parents? |
| 0:12.6 | Both of these important and questions that frankly Catholic men struggle with every day. |
| 0:16.4 | We'll answer those questions and more on this week's episode of Pro Possils. |
| 0:20.2 | Welcome to BroPossils. |
| 0:22.0 | The show for Catholics who take their faith seriously, but not themselves. |
| 0:25.2 | I'm one of your hosts, Ethan. |
| 0:27.7 | And I'm the other one, Patrick. |
| 0:29.3 | And boy, am I happy that you guys are here today with us on this beautiful, |
| 0:33.6 | most of you listen on Sunday afternoon. |
| 0:36.8 | Do people listen on Sunday? |
| 0:37.9 | I feel like most, when I look for the comments on the episode, |
| 0:40.8 | I see a lot of people on Monday, |
| 0:42.5 | on their Monday morning commute with their families. |
| 0:45.6 | They're going to the holy sacrifice of the mass. |
| 0:49.5 | They're honoring the Sabbath by not listening to us say anything. |
| 0:53.4 | It's truly as a labor to make it through our podcast. |
| 0:56.1 | I guess I guess what I see are the people that we know that are in the Discord listening to the show |
| 1:01.1 | when we didn't drop episodes the last couple of Sundays, they were like, where is it? Give it to me now. |
| 1:08.2 | Yeah. Have we created an unhealthy parisocial relationship with our audience? |
| 1:12.8 | No, absolutely not. The thing is that people have people put podcasts, like people have |
| 1:18.3 | podcasts as a part of their routine. They have this little trigger in their mind that's like, |
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