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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 308: Render the Bentley with Andy Wood

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2014

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Comedian, writer, and producer Andy Woods joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of mall restaurants, Jesse's neighbors, Cards Against Humanity and the Mr. Cooper-verse.

Transcript

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0:00.0

give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and

0:05.2

free onto the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and

0:09.8

run you it's Jordan Jesse go I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart Jordan

0:14.2

Morris boy detective enjoying a beautiful dusk here in Los Angeles and an

0:19.0

unseasonable summer summer like weather I would say great I agree with you

0:24.8

agreed thanks on all points well that's been Jordan Jesse go I've been your

0:31.1

host Jesse Thorne America's radio of course thank you to our guest Andy Wood

0:35.5

for being here thank you Andy has been absolute joy to get to talk to you

0:39.6

let's just do plugs and then we're out do you guys validate we do not why why

0:48.1

would we do such a thing Andy um you can stop at the bottom and buy an orange

0:52.7

Julius if you want okay okay oh god the American cement building has an orange

0:56.7

Julius if there was an orange Julius in this building how many orange Julius is

1:01.4

would you drink in a given week yes you're here once a week so what so I mean

1:06.8

I would probably swing by just when I was driving by you know here's been my

1:10.9

experience with the orange Julius the orange Julius was a favorite of mine in high

1:15.3

school always fun to take a trip to the mall get an orange Julius maybe hot dog

1:21.1

on a stick I don't know again anti-ans pretzel pretzels pretzels I don't know

1:26.9

which kind of pretzels you know I don't know when wetzels came into prominence I

1:30.1

don't remember wetzels as being a part of my childhood mall experience can I

1:34.3

interject something you may wetzels pretzels in union station in Los Angeles

1:39.0

which is where I change trains when I take the subway to work which I often do

1:42.5

there's a wetzels pretzels and it's an open air construction so it makes the

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