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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 307: Down to Host with Tess Barker

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2014

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Tess Barker joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of mean teenagers, the new reboot of Real Sex and hypothetical hosting jobs.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

0:06.0

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

0:11.0

It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.

0:14.0

Jordan Morris boy detective. Beautiful day in Los Angeles.

0:18.0

Beautiful day to hang out at the house while a child runs around screaming.

0:24.0

I'm yelling. I'm yelling.

0:27.0

I'm existing. I'm made of matter.

0:31.0

Just saying things. He just lives in the world.

0:34.0

Yeah. You know what I mean? He's in the moment. He's over the moment.

0:37.0

Got to go on an exciting field trip this morning.

0:39.0

Oh yeah. Yeah. I natural history museum.

0:43.0

I want it. Here's the thing. On the weekend sometimes I'll take Simon to do something fun.

0:47.0

Simon's my two year old for folks who don't know.

0:49.0

And I was trying to think of something I hadn't done with him recently.

0:54.0

And I go to the zoo a lot.

0:57.0

We go to the kids museum a lot. We go to the park a lot.

1:00.0

Yeah. It's pretty much our three main places we go.

1:03.0

I thought it would be nice if there was somewhere else and I asked my wife.

1:06.0

Gun range. Yeah.

1:09.0

The rendering plant.

1:14.0

I asked my wife, you know, where should I take Simon tomorrow morning?

1:19.0

And she just looked at me, just dead eyed and exhausted and just said,

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