Ep. 309: Buttery Knucks with Dave Horwitz

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2014

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Dave Horwitz joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of celebrity kids rapping, the female rap group The Northern State, and Jordan's theory about how men and women should smell. Plus, Dave gets the guys gifts and they all come up with a new slogan for 2014.

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:06.0	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:11.0	It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.
0:14.0	Jordan Morris boy detective.
0:16.0	Jordan I got admit. I am getting ashy.
0:21.0	My knuckles. I'm about to break through on my knuckles.
0:26.0	It is dry.
0:28.0	Here in Southern California. Yeah, you got to moisturize.
0:31.0	These desert moisturizing? I have I insufficiently. Yeah.
0:35.0	I use some now. When I noticed the ashyness early today.
0:42.0	I took some of my wife's ultra moisturizer.
0:46.0	Has lano lin. Oh, okay. Is this is a scented? Do you feel like you smell like lavender?
0:54.0	Yeah. Little bit more than I'd like.
0:57.0	But it did also moisturize me.
1:00.0	Here's something. Here's something that I.
1:05.0	Here's maybe something about me that's a little bit sexist.
1:08.0	Okay.
1:10.0	When you are like cohabitating with with a romantic partner in your case, a wife.
1:17.0	Sure.
1:18.0	In my case, a transient talking.
1:21.0	It's going to say a transient that's just stopped through town.
1:24.0	Sure.
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