Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan, Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, boy detective, happy holiday interregdom, Jordan.

Thank you. Thank you, Jesse. What's what's interregnum?

Uh, that's a period in between two things.

Oh, or the space in between two things.

I thought it was like a, like, like a humor, like a medieval humor. Yeah.

Like there's black bile. Right. So, um, an interregnum. Yeah.

And every year on the sixth day of Christmas, you remove a little bit of black bile.

Just a touch. Yeah. Just enough to balance things out.

Yeah. Well, you don't want to get possessed by a demon.

No. And then you get a haircut because you're at the barber.

And then it's medieval times. The barbers are draining fluids.

Was it, did the barber? Was the, we shouldn't be asking this question of our friends, uh,

from the hit max fund podcast saw bones.

But was the barber balancing humans and doing surgeries just because he was the only guy who knew how to sharpen a knife?

I think it's because the first, you know, one of the first tools used in surgery.

I guess maybe tool is the wrong word.

But the first, one of the first things invented for surgical purposes is that blue liquid that you put a comb in.

Right. And the barbers were the only people with access to that.

Right. Because of the Pope. Right.

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