give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and

free onto the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and

run you is Jordan Jesse go I am Jesse Thorn America's radio sweetheart Jordan

Morris boy detective so lovely day in Los Angeles I'm feeling the ULTite

spirit just had a holiday party here at the office no sorry sorry you weren't

invited it's Nick's fault oh senior producer of Bullseye Nick White sent out

the invitation and I think he just doesn't like you that's fair I am unpleasant

well certainly in a social situation the boy I'm the worst I mean in a

professional context I'm a delight but yeah absolutely I mean you are a

masseur so professionally you you know give physical pleasure to others yeah but

yeah in a social situation you can be a real disappoint how to go how do the

how do the holiday party go did anybody any any photocopies of butts any like

classic holiday party shenanigans lampshades on the head I told Jennifer liaisons

in the courtroom Jennifer is our administrator office administrator and I told

her tear take the company credit card okay gave her the company credit card I'm

not afraid to do that I trust Jennifer you know she's it but it's just a frozen

yogurt punch card right take take the buy five five frozen yogurts bring the

free one back here and we'll all share it I gave her the company credit card

we took a look in the we took a look in the closet to see what kind of liquor

we had we had some rum so we brought in some vodka we decided to use the

rum center off and I told her Jennifer buy the egg nog that comes in a glass

bottle wow that's how we fucking roll here I'm not afraid to get top shelf egg

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