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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 304: Jerry Jack Off with Kumail Nanjiani and Emily Gordon

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2013

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Kumail Nanjiani and Emily Gordon, hosts of the Indoor Kids, join Jordan and Jesse to for a discussion of children's books, Bud Light Cranberita, and the magic of cutting a doughnut in half.

Transcript

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give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and

0:05.2

free onto the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and

0:09.9

run you it's Jordan Jesse go I'm Jesse Thorn America's radio sweetheart Jordan

0:14.4

Morris boy detective feeling very festive Jordan you're not feeling very

0:19.1

festive I am feeling very festive my wife put a holiday Pandora on her telephone

0:28.7

and and shaved some cinnamon on your penis before you had sex all spice but

0:37.2

yes ground some all you guys are mixing it up this year yeah I feel

0:43.3

wonderful I feel the spirit of Christmas inside of me I my wife bought me some

0:48.6

high-end nog oh some artisan old some small batch nog the kind that comes in the

0:54.6

heavy glass bottle she got it from our green grocery delivery service okay

1:00.5

do you have a green grocer I don't know can I recommend it sure also a nice man

1:05.1

just and delivered in the 20s just be careful because when he comes yeah you know

1:11.8

I did I did find myself needing a giant block of ice the other day because I

1:15.4

got specifically a 19 20s toothache and I had the I heard the gauze to tie it to

1:21.5

my head I did to do some guests on the program you know them as the you know

1:29.5

them as the hosts of the indoor kids podcast on the Nerdist Network a smash hit

1:34.0

podcast about video games and related topics you know Camille is a stand-up

1:39.7

comedian is an actor you know Emily as Empress Arya yeah that's true of course

1:46.9

a beloved comic voice how about that yeah I'll take that yeah sure Camille

1:51.8

Emily welcome to Jordan Jesse go what's up N words oh hello wow really just right

1:56.9

out the game what I didn't say it but but and yet you said it I would say there

2:05.1

are contexts where it's not appropriate to say the N word and when I say meet

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