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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 304- Green Skins and Vampires

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.89.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2020

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Orcs, Green skins, vampires swirling in battle as another battle, a battle between those who share the same blood fight about mundane stuff like kids and haircuts. We must protect the vampires. We must secure bulk amounts of a certain paper product. Everyone is watching. Everyone is counting how many we are using. Deception, in this case, is our only ally. We must fill the box at all cost.

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0:00.0

I love it. I think it's I think it's I think it's the way of the future.

0:03.7

You know I think going lives the way the future is the only thing you can commoditize anymore is the direct experience.

0:09.0

Recordings all get sent to the cloud you know we're I're, I mean, we are approaching the

0:12.8

singularity. The only thing people can have is your direct experience.

0:15.4

That's the only thing left to sell. Your direct experience in real time.

0:18.6

Hell yeah. Yeah, that's why stand-ups not going anywhere, dude. True. A lot of people, a lot of talk. A lot of talk saying stand-ups dead.

0:28.0

Nothing beats being in the room, dude. Well, the only thing that's... I's seen a lot of shitty comics seem really funny by being in the room

0:36.8

True, but the only thing that sucks is like your special your people's hopes of like working on a special can be dashed by one dude with a

0:44.6

camera phone who records like 20 minutes of your set. True but you know I don't know that I

0:50.3

listen to most of Louis special before it came out.

0:53.4

True.

0:54.4

When it came out I was still like, hell yeah.

0:55.8

True and if you saw it live it'd be kind of sweaty.

0:58.0

Yeah.

0:59.0

Yeah, that's the only argument.

1:01.0

I think stand-up will evolve to people doing 20 minute

1:04.1

specials like once or twice a year I think so hot 20

1:07.3

45's 45 an hour is a little long a little long dude a little laborious it's like just

1:12.1

rip a hot 20

1:13.2

Chuck it out and keep everything on the web and just keep it ripping. That's just me.

1:17.2

That's just me. Matt McCusker, futur,

1:19.4

writer, whatever, you know what I mean? That just is. That just is what it is for sure how's the how's the sound levels the mayor any shit talking any shit talking any fucking winners

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