Ep 303- Stuck at the track

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2020

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Shane had a big weekend down at the Williams Grove Speedway. The white claws were flowing. Funnel cake popping. Though nobody died this time which sucks. Cusk, on the other hand, was too sleep deprived to really say what he was up to. Def didn't crum tho.

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0:00.0	What was trouble in me from the night before?
0:01.8	Because I had a bad case of today I've had a bad ass, honestly.
0:04.8	I've had a bad ass all, yeah, just like a, just a fucked up.
0:07.6	I had a mechanic ass all day.
0:08.8	It's the worst.
0:09.6	And then I was like, I took a dump before this.
0:11.4	I'm like, I think this is a dump that's going to solve bring me back to baseline
0:15.2	Another somehow a badass another half dumps I think I've been taken like my dumps have been like the that one flag from like the 1700s with a snake section in like six pieces.
0:24.3	Yeah, join or die.
0:25.3	I've taken join or dies.
0:26.7	You're dumb or die.
0:28.1	Your dumb piece to join.
0:29.3	So I went to wipe and I gave myself a, you know, and you need like you just wipe your ass and just
0:32.8	looking like you know no races you've talked about this before race you
0:36.7	stripes mirrors up your back yeah and onto the back of the toilet seat why do you
0:40.3	wipe like the whole way up your body? Because I just started.
0:43.2	I was a dapper.
0:43.9	First I was doing like a, you know.
0:45.8	You dab?
0:46.6	Well, I used not a dapper.
0:47.4	I was a front wiper for a while.
0:48.6	And apparently I didn't know that was a big deal.
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