Ep 305- Teenis Envy

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2020

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Nick Cannon is king. The rest of us are just wannabe's and pretenders. It's been a nice run, though. Appreciate you guys letting us do this until Nick Cannon's killer new podcast swallows up all other forms of media as it clearly should.

Hail Cannon!

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0:00.0	good to go check the comments. We should be good to go. I heard also from a couple of
0:05.6	my confidants. They told me you kind of got to ride these mics a little.
0:09.2	Yeah. I thought I thought these were like you know the ones you could kind of like
0:12.4	speak into like the general vicinity. We're confident. Just one guy I said he worked for the radio
0:16.3	before. He's got it you got to stay up on those mics pretty hard. What up bro?
0:22.4	Chilling man. Captain. pretty hard. What up bro?
0:22.8	Chilling man.
0:23.8	Captain.
0:24.8	Chilling.
0:25.8	F fucking morale is low in this room right now.
0:28.0	Why?
0:29.0	Power rankings came in dude.
0:30.0	Oh, oh, the moral combat. Yeah Matt's
0:35.0	Matt's celebrating a number two in a video game which I can't even imagine.
0:39.4	I'm not. I can't even bring myself to imagine a world where I would celebrate being number two in a video game.
0:45.0	Never did. Makes me sick to think of.
0:47.0	I'm not, I don't like a silver medal.
0:49.0	You got one. You got a silver medal right now.
0:51.0	I said, I said morale's low as in all of us.
0:54.4	You tried to you tried to accuse me of being gloomy about being losing to
0:58.4	fucking Noah in moral combat and I don't care at all.
1:02.2	I mean it was a good battle. mean, it was a good battle.
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