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Counselor's Log, incidental.

I think I finally got my place all put together.

My new motor home in the forest here is looking pretty nice.

Looking forward to my party tonight, I invited a few of the crew members to come down and relax.

Maybe have a drink or two and tell each other how we really feel about each other.

And have a surprise guest. Hey Jaffe.

Dad! What's going on?

I'm doing my counselor's log. What are you doing again? It's a counselor's. I'm a counselor on the ship, Dad. I do logs. I have to...

Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm interrupting. In case something happens to me, like mid-mission, like they can go back into my logs and see what was happening and put together,

you know, maybe like a book about me and then take all that information and turn into a movie.

Jaffe, they're going to make a movie out of this? I mean, it's only a matter of time. It's only a matter

of time before they make a movie, but if that's not important, Dad, what are you doing here? Me and your mother are so proud. Of my new home? We're getting a divorce again, but we're proud of you. I just came here up here to, you know, kick me out of the house, so I'm just kind of, you know... How did you know how did you think I just brought my bags

we're so far away from riser right now how did you get here commander hayes to uh counselor jaffy

yeah this is him uh we're going to red alert someone has beamed onto the ship it's uh without proper

clear oh my god who did that do we are there cardassians here no it, it was you, dad. Q? Kew's here? No, you did it. You did it. Q's here? Hey, Corby, it was just my dad. Uh, okay, well, we'll stand down. I have every right to be here. Yeah, you do. Would tell him I have every right to be here. He knows. He has every right to be here. He's a fully feeling creature.

That's, that is not sufficient right to beam onto a Federation star. Oh, and what is?

Captain, this is, uh, Jaffe's dad. Uh, hello there, uh, Mr. Whitman. You can call me

Duder. Um, just letting you know that, uh, you know, I'm going to be staying here for a while.

You know, the old ball and chain, you know, released me and I'm out in the wild again.

And, you know, I just want to say my services are available since I'm going to be living down the ship here.

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