Ep. 29 The Meaning of Life
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2013
⏱️ 40 minutes
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In episode 29 of The Perfect 10, Ralphie May and Lahna Turner try to figure out the meaning of life. Lahna talks to comedians Dave Attell and Andy Dick, along with some celebrity impersonators on Hollywood Blvd. about what they think it is. She speaks to Pat Carlin, brother of George and author of "Que F*ckin Sabe?," aka "Who F*ckin Knows?" which is about the very topic of life's meaning. The band of the week, live from Nashville, is Richie.
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| 0:00.0 | And fear of aging is natural, it's universal, isn't it? We all have that. No one wants to get old. No one wants to die, but we do. So we bullshit ourselves. |
| 0:10.0 | I started bullshitting myself when I got to my 40s. As soon as I was in my 40s, I'd look in the mirror and I'd say, well, I guess I'm getting older. |
| 0:22.2 | Bullshit, I'm getting old. Well, shit, I'm getting old. |
| 0:24.5 | And it's okay. |
| 0:25.8 | Because thanks to our fear of death in this country, |
| 0:28.6 | I won't have to die. |
| 0:30.5 | I'll pass away. |
| 0:42.3 | I like the house to cold I like to keep it hot |
| 0:45.3 | I don't care much for cooking |
| 0:48.3 | I like to eat a lot |
| 0:50.3 | scares me where she's driving |
| 0:53.3 | and that always causes a fight i like to fuck in the morning |
| 0:58.8 | and i like to fuck at night sometimes it drives me crazy All those things you do |
| 1:11.2 | You're a big fat gentile |
| 1:14.3 | And you're a dirty chew |
| 1:16.5 | Sometimes you are wrong |
| 1:19.6 | Sometimes you're not right |
| 1:22.6 | Lighty bus in the morning |
| 1:24.6 | And I suck toxic at night |
| 1:27.5 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Perfect Ten podcast |
| 1:33.0 | And now your host, Ralphie Mae, I'm Lana Turner. |
| 1:40.2 | Hi, everybody, I'm Ralphie Mae. |
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