Ep 295: It's The 420 Episode

This Is Important

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Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 10.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2026

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Today, this is what's important:

Televisions, 420, tattoos, witchy girls, SNL, Flappy Bird, voice texting, shotgunning, & more.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.5	Guaranteed Human.
0:05.8	Welcome to This Is Important, a production of IHart Radio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important.
0:16.8	Today on This Is Important.
0:19.0	Yo, I'm like y'all, I'm like y'all, I'm roll days, bro.
0:22.6	Oh, so life's a bit and then you die?
0:25.6	Dude, imagine freaking hitting the doggy style.
0:29.1	You're playing fucking flappy bird.
0:34.6	Let's go Oh Oh
0:37.8	Yeah
0:42.4	I just want a part
0:43.6	Friendship
0:44.3	I'm your friend
0:46.0	I got a fucking huge Zit dude
0:48.9	I'm still gonna send it
0:50.2	This thing right here
0:51.3	Freaking see ya
0:52.3	Get it
0:52.8	It does not want to go away Has anyone ever... Has anyone ever popped a Zid on Netflix? Are we doing this? I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't like popping Zits. My wife has convinced me that popping Zitz only makes it worse. I think she's right. And you should see his wife's face. She's just covered in agony.
1:14.2	Pizza pizza pizza. No, she's not. My wife is beautiful. Pizza pizza. That is true.
1:18.9	Zero Zits never, never had a... You're lucky. Hey, you're lucky. What's her theory?
1:23.7	It could just scar and like it takes longer to go away, which I think she is right.
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