Ep 294: Butthole-Maxxing & Motrin

This Is Important

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Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 10.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2026

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Today, this is what's important:

Loose buttholes, migraines, eating ass, Artemis II, cyber trucks, Disney World, & more.

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0:00.0	Welcome to This Is Important, a production of IHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about what's the most important, bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet.
0:14.2	Today on this is important?
0:16.5	People have been eating butts like groceries.
0:19.2	You want to know the difference between us?
0:21.2	It gets started a tree miss.
0:23.3	Hey, give it to me straight, Doc.
0:25.2	Am I butthole maxing or what?
0:31.7	Buckle up.
0:33.0	Yeah.
0:36.1	Fart, fart.
0:37.3	I don't even know what that was.
0:38.8	Fart, fart, fart.
0:39.5	Okay. Did you? Did you for anybody?
0:56.8	Mix that.
0:58.3	I didn't. That was a live mix.
1:00.2	For anybody still listening to the pod and not watching on Netflix, you just got an
1:05.0	exclusive remix.
1:06.2	Wow.
1:07.8	And you could hire Blake Anderson for any backyard function.
1:12.8	You got it.
1:14.4	Yeah, and the way you said that, it makes me feel like you hate Netflix?
1:20.6	Why do you hate Netflix, Blake?
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