Ep 296: Chicken Noodle Soup For The Swole
This Is Important
iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 10.1K Ratings
🗓️ 28 April 2026
⏱️ 60 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:06.0 | Welcome to This Is Important, a production of IHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. |
| 0:16.1 | Today on This Is Important, if you're not mentioned in the files, you're a loser. |
| 0:22.0 | I bet Goofy just walks around in a towel, dude, with his fucking hammer. |
| 0:28.5 | Life's hard, dude. |
| 0:29.5 | Stay hard. |
| 0:33.5 | Let's go. |
| 0:36.2 | Cumbaya |
| 0:38.3 | What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what |
| 0:40.3 | Go a bad |
| 0:41.3 | Go back |
| 0:42.3 | Fuck it! |
| 0:43.3 | Kumbaya |
| 0:44.3 | That is my favorite addition to the soundboard |
| 0:47.3 | Kumbaya |
| 0:48.3 | It's pretty powerful |
| 0:50.3 | It doesn't sound real, it sounds like a voiceover actor. Yeah, your dad's good, man. Cumbaya. He could do it, right? He killed it. Stuck the landing with it. Has you thought about hooking him up with a voice? Agent? Well, it would be a very specific voice you're listening for. Isn't that good? Yeah, but I mean... |
| 1:11.3 | Kumbaya. |
| 1:12.4 | Yeah, I mean, with that voice, you're selling anything, dude. |
| 1:15.3 | A new pickup truck? |
| 1:16.4 | A lot of anti-smoking campaigns. |
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